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6:19 a.m. on March 25, 2008 I think men who do not let me see their dicks have something to hide. Dont tell me its big and long and strong and when its time to get down to business... you cant show and prove. Im just saying. Then not only do I think they have something to hide... who the hell wants to have sex for the first time in the dark? Im fat but I do not have body issues. lol Ever meet a dude with a detachable dick? I think the shit comes off. I told this dude last night that he had one. I was cracking up laughing at him all night. He showed me a picture of it and it looked like he had a rod in it or like something was done to it. I was dyin. Dont lie to me about your dick cause I will clown, and make jokes. ... dude had a snap on penis. That shit snaps on ... and snaps off at night. Why this dude steal my condoms. we didnt even have sex, but he picked up my condoms and counted them. Then I saw him put the box back down. Somewhere between the the time he counted the condoms and the time he left my house he some how manage to klepto my condoms. Now I have to go buy more just in case Coach comes back over cause how Im going to explain... this nigga was over and he cooked me dinner.. and he was in my room watching movies and talking and ... my condoms just came up missing. .. thats really what happen but it just dont sound believable when I try to say it out loud. lol So to make it easier I will just buy more condoms. lol Wait though... the condoms are gone but I dont know what else is gone. If I find something else is gone that important Im spray painting all 3 of his cars and his dog. Let me find something else missing and I will call my friend at Varizon to get me his address by looking up his phone number. I cant find anything else missing yet... I got flowers and a note... saying I was a breath of fresh air and he was so glad we met.. but you stealing my condoms? Its got to be some kinda physiological thing behind the condoms, cause who does that? lol its tripping me out and pissing me off at the same time ... even though I aint even having sex. This is annoying to me. By the way... today is my birthday. Im 27. :) Ive had this blog since I was 22. I have to go to work and take a midterm today. So Ill be back cause Im not finished with the condom thief with the detachable dick. |
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