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Yahoo Messanger: I want 2 boyfriends
10:21 p.m. on April 21, 2008
eb0nie: ever been in love with someone that dont love you
Coach: yeah..pretty much
eb0nie: and what happend
Coach: lol..obviously we broke up
eb0nie: lol loser
eb0nie: everything is so black and white with you
Coach: well thats the way it was
eb0nie: I got a issue
eb0nie: maybe you can help
Coach: umm ok
eb0nie: last year... I was dating this dude..
eb0nie: I hand cuffed him to the coffee table and ... yanno did allotta stipper type shit
eb0nie: he wont let it go
eb0nie: he talkinga bout he love me...
eb0nie: I told him to move on
eb0nie: get over it
Coach: lol
eb0nie: he tells me he tried to hand cuff this chick
eb0nie: lmao
eb0nie: and I died
eb0nie: now they not talking no more cause she aint in to hand cuffs
eb0nie: lmao
Coach: lmao..lawd
eb0nie: real talk
eb0nie: I couldnt make this shit up
eb0nie: I told him the reason we cant be together is cause he couldnt fuck
Coach: lmao
Coach: damn
eb0nie: like real talk straight up
eb0nie: and you know I said that shit just like that
Coach: lol..yeah i know
eb0nie: I dont know what else to do. I avoid calls, emails etc
eb0nie: he sending me fucking smoke signals
eb0nie: I should have him whacked
Coach: well all you can do is tell him that your not interested
Coach: lol
eb0nie: I DID
Coach: lol..i know. just gotta keep it up i guess
eb0nie: man
eb0nie: Im a rude bitch with I dont wanna talk to men
eb0nie: and he dont care
eb0nie: he still love me
Coach: lol
eb0nie:
Coach: lol..gotta watch who you hand cuff i guess
eb0nie: im never handcuffin a nother nigga
Coach: lol
eb0nie: this why I aint agressive
eb0nie: niggas dont know how to act
eb0nie: the one time I do some ole dominatrix shit nigga lose his mind
eb0nie: talking about he cant function with out me
Coach: lol..wow
eb0nie: Im glad I moved
eb0nie: cuase he might be a stalker
eb0nie: sooooo still coming over?
eb0nie: lol
Coach: lol
Coach: i will next weekend. i gotta coaching class to do this weekend
eb0nie: I give up
eb0nie:
Coach: lol..man its not my fault i was sick
eb0nie: yes it is
Coach: lol
eb0nie: lol
eb0nie: I have no mercy
eb0nie: lol
Coach: lol..thats fine. cause im not gonna have any either when i catch up with you
eb0nie: right right
eb0nie: Im gonna be busy I think next weekend
eb0nie: you be fuckin up the rotation
eb0nie: shit
eb0nie: and I want panny cakes
eb0nie: hmph
eb0nie: again
Coach: lol
Coach: well after this weekend..my weekends should be pretty free for awhile
eb0nie: ok so like can I have you as the weekend boyfriend... and have a nother one during the week?
eb0nie: I wont go get panny cakes with him
eb0nie: lol if that helps
Coach: lmao
eb0nie: well
eb0nie: yes or no
Coach: lol..how come you week day man cant be your weekend one too?
eb0nie: cause I want alla yall... but I dont have a weekday one yet... I gotta interview him ... them...
eb0nie: yanno Ion like new people
Coach: lol..uh huh
eb0nie: is that a yes?
eb0nie: man when the last time I seen you?
eb0nie: in January?
Coach: lol..january?
Coach: nah
eb0nie: feb
eb0nie: ?
Coach: i saw you a couple weeks before you took your trip
eb0nie: then how come it feel like I only had sex once this year
Coach: lol..guess it wasnt memorable enough
eb0nie: couple of weeks had to the beginning of feb
Coach: when was your trip?
eb0nie: march
eb0nie: and i did not see you in march
Coach: march what?
eb0nie: march 30
eb0nie: I didnt get a birthday present
eb0nie: thats how I know I didnt see you
eb0nie: or my altoid
eb0nie: s
eb0nie: dammit
Coach: yeah i know..but it was in the middle of feb. not the begining
eb0nie: either way it go we didnt fuck in jan
eb0nie: or march
eb0nie: so it was once this year
eb0nie: this why I should have a mon-thurs boyfriend
Coach: i saw you in jan
eb0nie: no you didnt
eb0nie: cause your son was here on break
eb0nie: then again in march
Coach: that was one week
Coach: there are 4 weeks in a month
eb0nie: yeah and ion know what happened to your ass the other weeks
Coach: lol..negro i saw your ass in jan and feb
eb0nie: lol NO
eb0nie: we obviously not fucking enough
eb0nie: so I can remember
eb0nie: lol
Coach: lol
Coach: lol..like i said, guess it wasnt worth remembering
eb0nie: fuck that shit
eb0nie: it was good
Coach: lol
eb0nie: dammit
eb0nie: but ... the fact that I see your ass every other 2 months ...
eb0nie: you aint even in iraq
eb0nie: dammit
Coach: negro i see your more often than that
eb0nie: no you dont
eb0nie: I think once like one month I seen you twice
eb0nie: in 30 days
eb0nie: Im trying to justify my need for multiply boyfriends here and I need for you to get it together k
eb0nie: lol
Coach: lol
Coach: well if you get one out there hittin it right..you wont need me at all
Coach: lol
eb0nie: what you tryna say you dont wanna share me?
eb0nie: I think if you dont wanna be with me ... you should share
Coach: lol..im sayin ya man isnt gonna wanna share you with me
eb0nie: lmao right put it off on him
eb0nie: so if I get him to agree to share
eb0nie: you down
eb0nie: ?
Coach: lol..might be
Coach: long as you know you gotta share me with some other ladies too
eb0nie: hell Im prolly already doing that shit
Coach: nah
Coach: your actually the only person im fucking
eb0nie: we aint fuckin[
Coach: hell, seeing for that matter
eb0nie: we aint fucked in MONTHS
eb0nie: weeeeeks
eb0nie: I need dick
eb0nie: dammit
Coach: lol..well go get you some then
eb0nie: see
eb0nie: I be tryna see how you feel about shit and yo ass dont even be caring
eb0nie: you just like fuck it ... go fuck somebody else
Coach: nah that aint what im sayin
eb0nie: Now me ... maybe cause Im all emotional and shit.. but id be fired up pissed the fuck off if you was fucking some other bitch
eb0nie: I dont know what you saying but.. thats how it comes accross
Coach: my point is, i know im not your man, and i know how nymphomatic you can be. if you need somthing on a more regular basis, and i know i cant give you that..why be mad?
eb0nie: you aint gotta be mad
eb0nie: but dammit care a little bit
eb0nie: gosh
Coach: i care, i would rather be the only one fuckin the shyt out of you, but thats not realistic
Coach: lol..and i got proof i saw you in feb
eb0nie: lol
eb0nie: I know you can base our sex life on amtrak receipts
eb0nie: but you didnt see me in jan
Coach: lol..nah not that
Coach: i based it on what movies were playing
eb0nie: lmao
eb0nie: loser
Coach: lol..we saw Jumper in feb
eb0nie: lol
eb0nie: you kept the subbs?
Coach: lol..nah, i googled it
eb0nie: ever more loserish
eb0nie: lol
Coach: lol..thats aight..you want me
eb0nie: yeah fri-sun
eb0nie: make it happen
Coach: lol..i will, next weekend
eb0nie: one day imma come to my senses and be like Fuck Regg
eb0nie: but I need a few more weekends
Coach: lol
eb0nie:
Coach: you sayin it like i dont miss fuckin you
eb0nie: ion know
eb0nie: I ask you and you be like maybe
Coach: i think about fuckin you every day
eb0nie: or you change the subject
eb0nie: wow
eb0nie: everyday
eb0nie: thats impressive
Coach: lol
eb0nie: *falls out on the floor
eb0nie: kicking
Coach: (hug)
eb0nie: ansewer your phone!
Coach: lol..why?
eb0nie: cause Im callin
eb0nie: dammit
Coach: lol..im watchin tv
eb0nie: SOOOOOOOOOOOO
eb0nie: fuck your tv
Coach: lol..man you know i dont like talkin on the phone
eb0nie: you can talk to your cousin for 340r9qe0qwe9r8qw09e8r hrs and cant say hi to me for 4 seconds
eb0nie: I will fight you
eb0nie: i aint scared
Coach: actually we talk for about 15min about football then get off the phone
eb0nie: see that did not hurt you to talk to me for 3 mins
Coach: (hug)
eb0nie: (hug)
Coach has signed out. (4/21/2008 9:53 PM)
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