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Buzz zzz zzzzzz

3:59 p.m. on May 01, 2008

Update. The lady called me and told me that her husband got out the “ding” in her car and not to worry about it. I wonder does she have YouTube lol.

Today I was weak. Seriously. E and Y always have jokes. Well E was like yeah it’s been 3 years. Y says yeah you’re all closed up you’re a born again virgin. LMAO Im like nope … she’s been buzzing. They fall out laughing. Im like yeah see depends on how big her toys are. If she got a mandingo … then her new man gonna be like damn I can drive a car trough there. (everyone laughs) The E starts making buzzing sounds (laugh again) Y says I need a man whose middle name is Gerth. (cracking up) More ridiculous buzzing sounds from E (buzz buzzzzzz). E is like I hate when the batteries get low and the buzz is more of a buzz zzz zzz z oooooooom. I’m dying because she has sound effects for her vibrators and the sound it makes when the batteries die. (comedy). I’m like I need an electric one. Y is like ha ha ha ha Eb is gonna come to work with it stuck in her wires hanging like a tampon string buzz buzz buzzzzzzz (hysterical laughing is going on) Y gets up to demonstrate my buzzing walk with using her arm between her legs as the tampon string I mean… electric coord from my non existent vibrator. I’m on the floor laughing cause the shit was so funny. Y stops and is like hold on hold on … buzz buzz buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz … ok ok … she walks a little bit more … then stops and buzz again.

Hilarious day at the office.

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