So Coach hits me up and tells me Happy New Years then proceeds to ask me what I did. I told him. Then this dude ... wait.
Ok, so he asks me did I have any orgasms on NY's. Im like yeah. Then he says lucky fella. Im like why it cant be lucky me?
Know what...
Coach(1/1/2009 9:16:29 PM): So what did you get into last night?
eb0nie (1/1/2009 9:16:48 PM): i was in tha bay
Coach(1/1/2009 9:19:19 PM): Have fun?
eb0nie (1/1/2009 9:19:25 PM): yep
eb0nie (1/1/2009 9:19:41 PM): what did you do
Coach(1/1/2009 9:20:00 PM): Lol any orgasms?
eb0nie (1/1/2009 9:20:07 PM): yes
Coach(1/1/2009 9:20:23 PM): Have my son..so we just hung out
eb0nie (1/1/2009 9:20:40 PM): thats always good
Coach(1/1/2009 9:20:40 PM): Lol congrats. Lucky fella
eb0nie (1/1/2009 9:21:02 PM): or lucky me
eb0nie (1/1/2009 9:21:26 PM): and its nothing to be congradulated on lol
Coach(1/1/2009 9:21:28 PM): Lol gave it to yourself?
eb0nie (1/1/2009 9:21:48 PM): lmao I can ... but not last night
Coach(1/1/2009 9:22:19 PM): Lol so like I said..lucky fella
eb0nie (1/1/2009 9:22:26 PM): lol ok
Coach(1/1/2009 9:22:40 PM): Lol and lucky you too
eb0nie (1/1/2009 9:22:44 PM): lol
Coach(1/1/2009 9:23:23 PM):
Coach(1/1/2009 9:25:39 PM): So he the new boy toy or are yall serious?
eb0nie (1/1/2009 9:25:57 PM): we aint serious
Coach(1/1/2009 9:26:43 PM): Oh ok. Lol didn't want to send dick pics if you were in something serious
eb0nie (1/1/2009 9:26:50 PM): lmao
Coach(1/1/2009 9:27:10 PM): Lol
eb0nie (1/1/2009 9:27:13 PM): nah when I get into something serious ill let you know
Coach(1/1/2009 9:27:28 PM): lol ok
eb0nie (1/1/2009 9:27:35 PM): so gimme the pics
Coach(1/1/2009 9:28:42 PM): I sent the ones from vegas right?
eb0nie (1/1/2009 9:28:56 PM): nope didnt even know you went to vegas
eb0nie (1/1/2009 9:29:45 PM): wait why I have to download them
eb0nie (1/1/2009 9:29:52 PM): are you on your phone
Coach(1/1/2009 9:30:04 PM): Yup
eb0nie (1/1/2009 9:30:25 PM): so I need to make a coach folder
Coach(1/1/2009 9:30:58 PM): Lawd I will just email em
Coach(1/1/2009 9:30:58 PM): Lol
eb0nie (1/1/2009 9:31:03 PM): lol
eb0nie (1/1/2009 9:31:05 PM): k
eb0nie (1/1/2009 9:31:12 PM): guess Ill email too
eb0nie (1/1/2009 9:31:24 PM): this gone take all night
eb0nie (1/1/2009 9:31:25 PM): lol
Coach(1/1/2009 9:32:00 PM): Lol so where should I send em?
eb0nie (1/1/2009 9:32:07 PM): eb0nie@yahoo.com
Coach(1/1/2009 9:35:13 PM): Ok
eb0nie (1/1/2009 9:35:28 PM): the o is a zero
Coach(1/1/2009 9:36:00 PM): I know. I sent em
eb0nie (1/1/2009 9:36:45 PM): you are so sexy to me
Coach(1/1/2009 9:38:40 PM): Well thank you
eb0nie (1/1/2009 9:39:51 PM): i see somebody had a BB
eb0nie (1/1/2009 9:39:55 PM): has
Coach(1/1/2009 9:44:15 PM): Lol
eb0nie (1/1/2009 9:46:19 PM):
Coach(1/1/2009 9:48:04 PM): Damn I do miss that thickness
eb0nie (1/1/2009 9:48:44 PM): dude your dick grows
eb0nie (1/1/2009 9:48:56 PM): that shit get bigger everytime i see it
Coach(1/1/2009 9:49:00 PM): Lol well at least the new dude is hittin it right. Be a shame for it not to be done properly
Coach(1/1/2009 9:49:08 PM): Lol
eb0nie (1/1/2009 9:49:25 PM): i wouldnt have it any other way
Coach(1/1/2009 9:49:43 PM): lol I know
eb0nie (1/1/2009 9:49:50 PM): and you dont miss me enough
Coach(1/1/2009 9:50:08 PM): Lol he better than me yet?
eb0nie (1/1/2009 9:50:29 PM): we not gone talk about that I dont compare niggas
eb0nie (1/1/2009 9:50:34 PM): lol
Coach(1/1/2009 9:51:44 PM): Lol I will just take it as a yes then
eb0nie (1/1/2009 9:51:57 PM): dont assume
Coach(1/1/2009 9:52:30 PM): Lol yeah yeah
Coach(1/1/2009 9:52:59 PM): And what makes you think I don't miss you enough?
eb0nie (1/1/2009 9:53:06 PM): because you dont
eb0nie (1/1/2009 9:53:12 PM): I always miss you
eb0nie (1/1/2009 9:53:33 PM): and you just go weeks and months with out talking to me or coming to see me
eb0nie (1/1/2009 9:53:47 PM): that shit hurts my feelings
Coach(1/1/2009 9:55:51 PM): I haven't gone weeks without talking to you. And I been too broke to come see you. Plus I told you it may be awhile before I mad it out there
eb0nie (1/1/2009 9:56:08 PM): you act like you have to pay for every thing
eb0nie (1/1/2009 9:56:15 PM): i would have paid for you to come see me
eb0nie (1/1/2009 9:56:23 PM): ugh
Coach(1/1/2009 9:57:03 PM): Lol well how was I supposed to know that? Aint like you asked me to come see you
eb0nie (1/1/2009 9:57:14 PM): I did and you said you was buy
eb0nie (1/1/2009 9:57:16 PM): busy
eb0nie (1/1/2009 9:57:21 PM): so im like well shit
eb0nie (1/1/2009 9:57:25 PM): you always busy
eb0nie (1/1/2009 9:57:26 PM): so fuck it
eb0nie (1/1/2009 9:57:32 PM): im not gonna keep askin
Coach(1/1/2009 9:59:00 PM): Since when is askin 2 times considered keep askin? And I told you I was gonna be busy ahead of time
eb0nie (1/1/2009 9:59:30 PM): well shit after the second time I take a hint
eb0nie (1/1/2009 9:59:38 PM): if you wanted to come you would come
eb0nie (1/1/2009 9:59:46 PM): aparently you didnt want to come
eb0nie (1/1/2009 9:59:51 PM): so you aint been here
Coach(1/1/2009 10:00:05 PM): Lol you didn't ask not one time
eb0nie (1/1/2009 10:00:21 PM): what ever I always ask "when you coming to see me"
eb0nie (1/1/2009 10:00:49 PM): you always say... I got a game, I gotta cook, I gotta wash my cloth, I gotta do someothershit
Coach(1/1/2009 10:01:22 PM): Lol askin when I'm comin..and will I come are 2 different things
eb0nie (1/1/2009 10:01:47 PM): what ever you knew I wanted to see you
eb0nie (1/1/2009 10:01:53 PM): it dont matter how I ask
eb0nie (1/1/2009 10:01:59 PM): you knew i fucking wanted you to come
Coach(1/1/2009 10:03:29 PM): Yeah it does. And you knew I had games..and I told you j was comin for the holidays. Said it may be until jan before I make it out there
eb0nie (1/1/2009 10:04:30 PM): so when are you coming?
Coach(1/1/2009 10:05:33 PM): I don't know. Lol your new friend won't mind?
eb0nie (1/1/2009 10:06:29 PM): right now... at this very moment... you are minding him more than he minds you
Coach(1/1/2009 10:07:55 PM): Lol
Coach(1/1/2009 10:08:14 PM): Sure you want my company?
eb0nie (1/1/2009 10:08:41 PM): why would I ask if I didnt.
eb0nie (1/1/2009 10:08:49 PM): ?
Coach(1/1/2009 10:09:30 PM): To be a smart ass. Your good at that
eb0nie (1/1/2009 10:10:00 PM): I know
eb0nie (1/1/2009 10:10:17 PM): I want to see you
eb0nie (1/1/2009 10:10:21 PM): is that better
Coach(1/1/2009 10:10:34 PM): Lol yup
eb0nie (1/1/2009 10:10:48 PM): its past your bed time
Coach(1/1/2009 10:10:52 PM): Wanna see you too
eb0nie (1/1/2009 10:11:03 PM): you can argue with me tomorrow
Coach(1/1/2009 10:11:33 PM): Sure be free in a couple week
Coach(1/1/2009 10:11:33 PM): Should be
eb0nie (1/1/2009 10:11:43 PM): ok
Im weak. I hella weak. I dont know why I keep doing this shit repeatedly. I dont know if Im just being optimistic or what but...
Why the fuck nigga come out the wood works, through the floor, out the wall during the holidays tryna get all cuddly and shit. That annoys me. If I aint spoke to your ass in 3 months why the fuck you wanna call me and wish me a Merry Christmas and shit or a Happy New Year. Bitch we aint spoke in damn near a year what tha fuck you giving me a courtesy call for?
Im mean. But Im serious.
Im gonna try British. Ill try to keep ya posted... sometimes I dont feel like writing.
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